Feng Shui Prints

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Feng Shui classes / How to say Feng Shui Classes

'I moved the computer and phone off my desk. It's feng shui thing. It has successfully reduced my job related stress.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

New-Age junk diet.

'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'

'I'm new. How's the Feng Shui here?'

"I can't get my IT guy and my Feng Shui guy to agree on the new office renovation!"

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

'Davinia! Your Feng Shui person's here.'

Which investment form fits better? Funds? Stocks?? Fixed dposits??? Or real property???? You see how badly I need a Feng Shui consultant!'

Man reading book 'Feng Shui for Micro Apartments.'

Feng Shui - I've found the perfect position for the book, darling.

'To maximize classroom instruction, the feng shui consultant advises one student desk per classroom.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'According to this, my coffin should be facing the south side of the crypt.'

Feng Shui Channel

'You can balance the energies of your space by moving money from your bank account to mine.'

"Feng Shwoops!"

Feng Shui for Farmers

'...yes, well according to my feng shui book, this is where it should go.'

"I'll Feng Shui your teeth if you don't stop moving the furniture about."

Feng Shui Department

Dracula reading fang shui.

Thank you for not Feng Shuing.

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

'Bernholdt, Fenton and Meyers - mergers, acquisitions, hedge funds and feng shui.'

...My feng shui would be incompatible with your sumo wrestling.

I'll "Feng Shui" your flipping teeth....

"Fifty thousand yen for feng shui consultant!!"