Tai Chi Practitioner Gifts

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Scheduel.

Buddhist Center

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'Sorry to interrupt - your monastery is on fire...the IRS wants to talk to you - and something about a missing case of wine.'

"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

Tai Chi video - can you slow it down, it's still too fast!

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

'And you call yourself a hoop snake?'

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

Karate.

"Now that I'm enlightened, I have to admit: I kind of miss the suffering."

Yoga Class: Position Vacant

Tai Chi

"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."

The real reason we have natural disasters...

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Dude. Tai Chi. They do it in the park.'

What I fail to understand is why you call it INTERNAL Alchemy

'You crazy, man? He's a T'ai Chi master! -- He'll BORE you to death!'

When I asked you to expand your belt channel I was thinking more of energy than elastic...

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

Ballet keeps you supple...

Shh I'm meditating....