Chinese Medicine Practitioner Gifts

Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

"Psychiatric convention"

Acupuncture clinic

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"You have twenty eight days to live."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"