Chinese Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Doctors

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

Anatomy.

"This feels so familiar."

"It appears you have a virus."

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."