Chinese Medicine Enthusiast Mugs

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

Too much Inflammation

"This feels so familiar."

"I can't find the instructions."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."