Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioner Mugs

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Witch Doctor

Acupuncture clinic

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'