Traditional Chinese Medicine Practitioner Pillows

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."