Traditional Medicine Aficionado Gifts

'Chicken soup? That's what my doctor prescribed?'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Witch Doctor

Alternative Medicine.

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

Acupressure Gauge

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

Cowboy Acupuncture

"Look at this: Acupuncture, aromatherapy, herbal tea. We could be dealing with a homoeopathic killer."