Traditional Medicine Explorer Gifts

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

Hot Pie Therapy

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Alternative Medicine.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"It's just that you might find food a lot cheaper!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

Alternative medicine

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

'Laughter is not always the best medicine, Mr. Jonic.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Itchy Bum? WD-3000.

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Well Doctor, I thought if a placebo works, this might as well..."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Your insurance doesn't cover leeches, but some patients are reporting good outcomes with the escargot.

'I believe one of the doctors here practices alternative medicine.'