Oriental Medicine Admirer Gifts

Acupressure Gauge

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

Anatomy.

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Too much Inflammation

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Uh-Oh!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Alternative Medicine.

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

'We don't have a health plan but our accountant knows Reiki.'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

"We’ve been told to cut the drugs budget so in future Louella here will be chanting away your pain."

"And I recommend to not get sauced."

DOH, NHS and GP

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

Junior doctor kits.

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."