Ancient Medicine Admirer Gifts

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Trepanning for gold"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

Acupressure Gauge

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

No Caption. (Egyptians seen playing pool and instead of racking the balls in a triangle flat on the pool table, the balls are seen racked in a pyramid fashion.)

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

"Your trouble is all those tiny time pills you took in the 1970s. The duds are like unexploded land mines."

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Achilles' other weakness.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Don

Ancient man

'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'

"Oh, come on Hippocrates!"