Prehistoric Medicine Buff Gifts

This is Ralph, your anestesiologist.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Cures for Ye Plague

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'I know just how you feel.'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Is the fire included?'

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

Fart Sample.

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I'm a rock? Wow. Um... thanks. But all the cool kids have sticks now!"