Prehistoric Medicine Buff Gifts

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Cures for Ye Plague

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

A caveman kid sees his ancestor in a museum exhibit

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'I know just how you feel.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"Trepanning for gold"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

'Is the fire included?'

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

"Grod has his hunting ... I have my dusting."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Fart Sample.

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

"It really brings the cave together, doesn't it?"