Classic Medicine Buff Gifts

"Dr. Otto regrets the scheduling error, but he doesn't work on holidays . . . it's Hippocrates's birthday.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Of Mice and Men.

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

The Final Selfie

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'I know just how you feel.'

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

So, have you had this 'human flu' yet?

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."

'Why are you giving me an allergy shot. Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-allergy shot?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"I had no idea that exercising my right of immunity meant this."

"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."

Fart Sample.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Zika Mosquitos

Water: the first medicine

"Dermatology? That sounds interesting. Myself, I've always been in cardiology."

'Lucky for you there was a safety net.'

"Your D.N.A. test shows you're predisposed to sue doctors."

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Man exiting store: 'Since I've been taking the bee pollen, I've been stopping to smell the roses more often.'