Ancient Medicine Admirer Mugs

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"Trepanning for gold"

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

Acupressure Gauge

Um, General Hannibal, a word if I may...

"I can't think of it but I know the Greeks have a name for it. Unfortunately, I'm Roman."

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"Look, the generic ones are just as good, and your insurance doesn't cover the brand leeches."

'Quick, Sable dear, mouth-to-mouth respiration!'

'Well I don't see any white dots. . . However there are tiny devils in your throat poking your tonsils.'

"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

Achilles' other weakness.

"Your trouble is all those tiny time pills you took in the 1970s. The duds are like unexploded land mines."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Ancient man

"Oh, come on Hippocrates!"

Doctor and Patient