Classic Medicine Aficionado Mugs

"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Uh-Oh!"

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

Anatomy.

Too much Inflammation

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Witch Doctor

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

A Mom and Pop Operation

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."