Medicine Aficionado Mugs

Medical Examinations.

'It's a new miracle drug. It'll be a miracle if you can afford it.'

'Doctor Gordon. There's a drug dealer here to see you.'

Hippocrates

"Fill it up, hold the cotton."

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Dentists' chairs down the ages

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Be Healthy

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Fitness guru.'

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Become a Cosmetic Surgeon - Raise a Few Eyebrows!

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'I hope you don't mind me bringing a few medical students in to see you. '