Medical Advice Aficionado Mugs

"Unbuckle your belt, Bob."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'In general, do the right thing.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Fitness guru.'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'I'm prescribing a laxative pill and a sleeping pill. Never, never take them together.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

Too much Inflammation

A tessellation of running figures.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

"Uh-Oh!"

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."