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"His baldness was way out ofcontrol, so we had to put him into a medically induced comb-over."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

'You don't have a heart murmur, but your liver is muttering.'

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

"Let's just start cutting and see what happens."

"Hiya, hiya, hiya, guy. I'm the bluebird of Prozac."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Man with money in hand reads instructions on 'Check prostate' vending machine

Quick! 5-second rule!

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

A Mom and Pop Operation

The Big Book of Really Hard Surgery

"9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer."

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

Plastic Surgery

"Why do I always get the stupid wobbly table?"

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Sorry, Bob, those are the rules– you drop the kidney, you give them yours."

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

'You're not my usual doctor.'

"He certainly brings a new dimension to keyhole surgery!"

Ah ha! Surgeons remove shopping trolley from patient.

St Berts - Britain's first open mouth surgery in progress.

"Not that one...the big one on the top shelf!"

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

Sewing for Dummies.

Dr. Potato Head

"I had trouble opening the child-proof cap."

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'

Acupuncture

Much needed pharmaceuticals I made in my home

'Yes, I could 'take a wild guess', but I think I'll do some tests.'