Natural Medicine Practitioner Gifts

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Alternative Medicine.

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'When does it hurt?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

Natural Medicines

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."