Natural Medicine Practitioner Gifts

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

Admit it Doc. You're jealous because my home remedy worked better than your fancy prescription!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Acupuncture clinic

Witch Doctor

Exploring Healthcare Careers

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'When does it hurt?'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

Natural Medicines

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"