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Trevor accidentally sees an inacupuncturist.

"Bladder 1, Stomach 17 and DU1. Collectively known as the 'whole load of nope' points."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

Witch Doctor

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

"Psychiatric convention"

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Doctor and nurse having a chat.

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"You have twenty eight days to live."