Complementary Medicine Practitioner T-Shirts

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Quantum Psychic

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Witch Doctor

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncture clinic

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

So, you'd like a battery of unnecessary tests that aren't covered by insurance .. Are you sure about this? Doctor-Assisted Financial Suicide.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

'Clive has just had a hip replacement...unfortunately, they didn't tell him what they we're replacing it with.'

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,