Complementary Medicine Practitioner Gifts

Man pondering signpost reading NHS and Complementary Medicine.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Quantum Psychic

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"I told the doctor about my problems with anxiety and burnout and he wrote me a prescription for me an one for himself."

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"I'm referring you to an old gypsy woman."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

How AI is altering the GP patient relationship

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Acupuncture clinic

'What kind of side effects do you enjoy?'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

'If that doesn't work, nothing will.'

'Let's play alternative health provider.'

"'Bleeding gums?' - There's no need for that kind of Language Mr. Davies...!"

"I'm going to have to draw some blood."

"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Doctor scared by apples,

'Clive has just had a hip replacement...unfortunately, they didn't tell him what they we're replacing it with.'

Help Wanted: Faith Healer Healthcare Provider.

"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'From January to May, I work for the government to pay for my income tax and from May to October to pay for my malpractice insurance.'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'