Complementary Therapy Gifts

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"Mrs. Olsen, name one thing alternative medicine has ever done for you."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Self help acupuncture

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"I'm putting you on country music."

Express Therapy

"When I first met him, he was my knight in shining armour. But, he hasn't been near the metal polish in years!"

Ecological Therapy

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

"See how controlling he is?!"

"Agreed. We'll reduce our arsenal of insults, jibes and grievances by one-third but will be permitted to stockpile them for use should the need arise."

We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of spiritual and artistic therapies which is why we've developed 'megazymol' to enhance the experience!

'I agreed to a relationship coach, not a referee.'

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"I know marriage is a partnership, but I didn't realise I'd be the silent partner."

"I just wish that, for once, when he asked me what I wanted, it wasn't followed by 'for Christmas?'"

"Me Tarzan; you Jane - no role play!"

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.