Metaphysical Practitioner Gifts

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

Turn, turn and turn.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Oh, crap.'

My God, I need to fart.

Cactus seats.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Quantum Psychic

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Your stress is stress-related.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Mental health

"Hoarder."

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'One day, son, all this will be yours.'

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Deposit phones here

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."