Spiritual Practitioner Gifts

"All I have is tofu."

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

"Home depot."

My God, I need to fart.

Cactus seats.

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

..and with our new spirit website you can keep in touch with all your dead friends!

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Hoarder."

Cat Seance

"Your husband says BOO!"

Saying Grace.

"The only thing I'm sensing is an entrepreneurial spirit."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"You're on mute."

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

I am one with stupid.

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

'You act surprised.'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."