Metaphysical Practitioner Mugs

Turn, turn and turn.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Cactus seats.

My God, I need to fart.

Quantum Psychic

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Your stress is stress-related.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

Stress Clinic: 'Stepped out to smell the roses.'

Mental health

"Hoarder."

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Deposit phones here

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Thanks, doctor, … I feel normalized."

'She doesn't know that listening is not the same as mentally rehearsing her answers.'

'We've been on the road to sexual enlightenment for over four hours...let's pull over for a coffee...'

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I've lost space but now I'm closer to the center."

The Manifestation of Dreams