Metaphysicist Gifts

Introduction to Metaphysics.

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Lost and Profound.

'Heidegger-Hi!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

'Sometimes I scare myself when I realize that I always was and always will be.'

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Department of Philosophy. Free Why-Fi.

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

Mathematician on the couch.

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Since you conduct only thought-experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought-results.

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

"Who would like to discuss the concept of free will?"