Metaphysical Studies Gifts

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Department of Metaphysics.

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

John Donne.