Metaphysical Studies Gifts

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Introduction to Metaphysics.

'Do you ever wish the Big Bang would have been just a little bigger?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

"I've been asked to dance on the head of a pin" "Yeah, you and an infinite number of others."

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

"No matter what Mr Jones, I am sure we can pull you through!"

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

"'Meaning'? Hahahahaha..."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

The Hole that Divides

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

My Dad rides it but it doesn't go anywhere. It's sort of a metaphor for his existence.

Department of Metaphysics.

Antibody Metaphysics. But in a larger sense, aren't we really pro-body?

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

Astral Projecting Babushkas

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

'I can't believe I locked my keys inside, again!'

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome Back.

'Do people have soles?'