Metaphysics Enthusiast Gifts

"A Critique of Pure Reason"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Reading my Critics

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'The Questioner'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

How world war III started.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

A Freudian slip...

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'