Metaphysics Enthusiast Mugs

"A Critique of Pure Reason"

Humans...What is their purpose?

Reading my Critics

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Pastorius wonders why.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Zenemies.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

A Freudian slip...