Metaphysical Poetry Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Reading my Critics

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Stephen Spender.

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Henrik Ibsen,

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

The Book Lover

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Sinking with your heart

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Lord Byron

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

A Poem about Sand

The unknown war poet.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"Nevermore."

This man is an island.

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'