Metaphysical Poetry Enthusiast Pillows

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

Reading my Critics

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Henrik Ibsen,

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

The Book Lover

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Sinking with your heart

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

Lord Byron

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Not now, dear, I'm trying to listen to the Muse.'

Limerick Airport

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Well, the falcon cannot hear the falconer, but the rough beast found a piece of string so I don't know where that leaves us."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

The unknown war poet.

This man is an island.

"Nevermore."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.