Metaphysics Gifts

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

Philosophy Department sign reads "Trespassers will be.".

'Remember, Stevens, things are rarely what they appear to be.'

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

The Hole that Divides

Life - from start to finish

Introduction to Metaphysics.

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I guess I can’t prove I exist either."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

"You always said all doors lead to the same place, so just pick one."

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'

Philosophers studying meta-physical chemistry.

'Sorry but your life moves so slowly, the ball keeps timing out.'

'I guess what I really want is to understand whether my existence and this world around me is anything more than a projection of my mind.'

Sporozoa: One of the earliest philosophers.

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"A Critique of Pure Reason"

"Are you here?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The nerds in back always ran the astral projector,

'Do people have soles?'

You give them free will and they spend a fortune on self-empowerment seminars!

Center for Reincarnation Studies. Welcome back.

Reincarnation Applications. Be careful what you ask for. One time I asked to be a singer and I spent 30 years as a sewing machine!

Antibody Metaphysics. But in a larger sense, aren't we really pro-body?

"Immortality"? Ah, unlimited minutes!

"Nation-building never works."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'