Moai Enthusiast Mugs

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

I think therefore I am.

A masked man serenading

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

Computer Music

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

The secret thoughts of smart machines.