Moai Enthusiast Pillows

We believe they were a socially awkward tribe.

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

Robots In The Boardroom

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

If a dog barks in the forest, and no one hears him, does he make a sound?

"I got connected to the internet!"

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

I think therefore I am.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

Computer Music

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'I heard him mention your name, what does neutered, mean?'

"Siri, are Charlie’s parents to blame for his neurosis?"

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

Sermon on the Grounds...

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."