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'I get no respect!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Beer Order

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'I like your enthusiasm!'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

'Well, we did our bit in the never-ending battle against illiteracy.'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"