Chi-enthusiast Gifts

'I get no respect!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Beer Order

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Before the wall, there was the great velvet rope of China.

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'She says we never talk. But that's because she doesn't speak English and I don't speak Spanish.'

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Seriously...girls have their own language!"

'I like your enthusiasm!'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'Our staff is highly skilled mam, but getting your husband to grow a backbone is simply beyond our expertise.'

Jean Chrétien: I don't speak good English, but I French very well!

'Well, we did our bit in the never-ending battle against illiteracy.'

Chi Kick

"And the award goes to...but then again, why bother?"