Enthusiast Gifts

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

Go team!

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beer Order

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Two questions: What time are the guests arriving, and do you still want me to slice the pepperoni?"

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Personal Cheerleader.

We're very disappointed. We thought the nanny had raised you better than this.

Beware of highly intelligent but extremely savage dog.

Who won what game?

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'Fantastic! Stupendous! Masterly! Mind blowing! Polished! Unbeatable! Amazing! Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"It's hard to strike just the right balance. I didn't have enough fire in the belly for politics, but I seem to have too much for market research."

'I like your enthusiasm!'

"I never dreamed my fun data analysis hobby would one day turn into a career."

'Why can't you be more enthusiastic about my ideas, like Simmons over here?'

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

'I get no respect!'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

"Honestly, Doug, you never want to do anything. . . I swear with you, it's always meh, meh, meh!"

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning