Enthusiasm Advocate Gifts

Personal Cheerleader.

'This team has a lot of bounce.'

Go team!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Team Leader

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

A man cheers

Dedication to excellence....

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

Peacock of Productivity

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"It's a long term goal."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

What is possible/what is probable.

"I started out on a molehill - What about you?"

"Shape up, son! You want to be a dung beetle the rest of your life?"

'You'll have to decide - do you want to be top management in a small pond, or bottom management in a big pond?'

'Shouldn't you be somewhere clawing yourself to the top, or something?'