Cha Cha Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Where Dances Go

"Stop talking. This is a cha cha, not a chat chat!"

Woman on the phone.

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Barber shop quartet

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

Superman charades

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

Geoffrey Chaucer

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Hose charmer.