Cha Cha Enthusiast Gifts

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Where Dances Go

"Stop talking. This is a cha cha, not a chat chat!"

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Woman on the phone.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Sermon on the Grounds...

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

Barber shop quartet

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Despite it's dominance at chess, our computer just plain stinks at charades.'

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'He always takes Charades very seriously.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

"Can you make me a tall Tazo chai latte with soy milk?" Bartleby, the soon-to-be-unemployed barista.

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

Superman charades

Library. Toss me that copy of "The Canterbury Tales." It's a flying Chaucer!

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

I've never been in here before. What's your best drink? That'd be the Gambler's Mocha. Sounds interesting. What's in it? Oh … a little of this, a little of that. For all you know, it's a smooth blend of hand-mixed Amedei Porcelana dark chocolate from Tuscany ... and Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee beans, hand-picked by sherpas 5,000 feet above sea level precisely at sunset ... topped with a light whip of frozen Arctic sea foam, and black diamond cream from Dubai ... for all you know ... Or it coul

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

Hose charmer.