Chat Show Enthusiast Gifts

Radio phone-in

"I was just talking to Charlie Rose in my head."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'The boy who plugged the dyke'

Tomb of the Unknown Talk Show Host

'No appointments are available for the next three months, but you can always call in to the doctor's talk show.'

'We disagree on our wedding plans- I want a big church wedding and he wants to get married on Jerry Springer!'

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

Woman on the phone.

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Night Life: L.A.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

Jerry Springer

"Well I think the Real question is..."

'The way I see it, with all the talk shows out there, nobody needs a wife!'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I neglected to talk over you."

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"