Cha-cha Champion Gifts

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Show off."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"I hear we went platinum."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'