Cha-cha Champion Pillows

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Show off."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I want to thank all my obstacles for making this possible.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

"I hear we went platinum."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

House with Children - There's my toothbrush!