Cha-cha-cha Lover Pillows

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'

Trial by Media

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"Spoiler alert."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"You had me at alternative milk."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Menopause and the City

Call it Tough Love.

Clownton Abbey

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Bunny TV.

"I bought it on Amazon. They have a good return policy."

"C-Span is our reality television."

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Sue Perkins

Alan Davies.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

Valentine's Day calls for a romantic candlelight dinner and soft music. Then a trip back to my place for some heavy groping and groaning.

Tai Chi vs. Chai Tea

Richard Hammond.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

Candles In Bed