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"I just love sci-pi movies."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"You left this on our ship."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Robotic Man

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

Pi Ala Mode.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Time Machine Collision

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.