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"I just love sci-pi movies."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Robotic Man

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Ascent of Machine.

Pi Ala Mode.

Head over Hooves

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

The flies have landed.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Take me to your Larder!"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."