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Policy management in the shower.

"Trumpella, Trumpella. . . let down your tie, so that I can climb up for a slice of your pie."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Robotic Man

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Head over Hooves

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The flies have landed.

Time Machine Collision

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Dr. Roo.

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen