Poli-sci Enthusiast Mugs

Policy management in the shower.

"Trumpella, Trumpella. . . let down your tie, so that I can climb up for a slice of your pie."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Away with the warmonger!"

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

The flies have landed.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Time Machine Collision