Vegas Lover Pillows

"He loved Vegas."

What happened in Vegas wound up on Facebook.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Lounging by the pool

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Valet park only"

Redhead

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'You should take one -- you could only improve your hand.'

421AD...north east Italy

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Too Much?

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

"We don't need a test drive. Just let us try out the cup holders."