Vegas Aficionado Pillows

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Join me in a Martini?

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Camping-Pong

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Antler Buzzers.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"You call this ice?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"Wow!"