Vegas Aficionado Pillows

Elvis Impersonator eating money burger.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Join me in a Martini?

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Man...You age great!'

Camping-Pong

Turtle Trailer Court

You had me at vintage.

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Someone needs to tell him that having Churchillian leadership skills requires more than a 10'' havana

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'At first I wasn't going to join, but with a name like that, how could I resist?'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Antler Buzzers.

'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'I think we have some stowaways.'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"You call this ice?"

"Wow!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"